Thursday, June 28, 2007

Day 352: I Return To The Office To Find An Astonishing Email

This is only part of an email that lay quivering in my inbox upon my return from a fascinating 'business trip' to Milan (which mainly involved filming giant packets of biscuits on legs).

"... It might be my imagination but somehow [the agency] seemed to grow spiritually during the time I was there. Even the reception looked brighter for some reason."

If only I could show you the rest!

6 comments:

Megan said...

Augh! You can't offer half a quivering email! That's not right, just not right... Oh, and were the legs all curvy and girly or were they more hairy with white socks and sandals? Because I'm a visual thinker, me and I need more information.

Miss Tickle said...

Running biscuits. Running into my arms. For biscuit love. (This was a clever idea. I am hooked.)

monkeyfather said...

oh go on, show the rest

Beth said...

not imagination. drugs.

Mr Farty said...

Mmmmm giant biscuits...

*slobber*

NON-WORKINGMONKEY said...

Farty, are you on crack?

I would like to add that this email also described the staff of this office as "Innovative. Independent. Driven. Courageous mother fuckers!" (Note word spacing)